When Neha didn't take being dumped by Vaibhav very well.

Who: Neha and Vaibhav, who broke up much to Neha's most vocal displeasure.

Famous For: A highly entertaining and shockingly abusive 7-minute phone call in which Neha tears Vaibhav a new one. Perhaps, the only non-song upload on YouTube to have 5 million hits with just a black screen.

Best Moment In Video: Pick one, man!

"Arey Maa Chud Gayi Mere Exam Ki"

"Break chahiye tujhe? Bada filmstar banega?"

"Ye Kaha se Seekhi re tune itni shanpatti"

"Apne lund ke dum pe you made me crazy."

"Bhenchod, I hate bloody mumma's boys!"

"What valentine's i'm already fuked you na baby one thousand times"

"Tu toh kuch karta hi nahi hai. Ghusaati bhi main hoon, hilaati bhi main hoon, nikalwaati bhi main hoon."

Complete story

Neha: Woh Varsha usko hi uska boyfriend khada rakhta hai, kitna woh log rehte hai re, why don't they get bugged, I want to know this fucking thing, kyu parents kuch nahi bolte hai unko.

Vaibhav: Neha, tere ko samajhna hai unlog ka kaam

Neha: Tu baat kar raha hai na, seedha phone rakh deta hai humesha, tu kabhi bhi mere se seedhi baat nahi karta hai,

Vaibhav: Tera exam hai na

Neha: Maa chudh gayi mere exam ki, humesha exam ke time pe hi natak dikhata hai yeh sab. I don't love you, I want a break, break chahiye...bada film star hai na

Vaibhav: Main kaha kuch bola..

Neha: Ghar toh lovers point bana rakha hai, sirf mere ko hi dhakka maarke nikalne ka aata hai. Police bulayegi Maa iski, boli daddy ko bhejti hai ...all that. What is this voice coming..

Vaibhav: Kya

Neha: Tuu Tuu second call is coming a what to you. Baap ko bhejenge mujhe dhaka maarne ke liye. Ab mein allowed nahi hai ghar pe. Yeh kya aawaaz aa raha hai.

Vaibhav: kaunsa aawaaz re baba

Neha: Duniya ka shaana, Kaha se seekhi tune itni shaanpaati haan, ki tere ko bhaav bhi nahi deeti thi kutte ke jaise, usko bhen chod, apne lund ke dum pe u made me crazy, baar baar bol rahi hoon tuu tuu awwaz aa raha hai, toh bolta hai kaunsa awaaz.

Mamma's boy, can't do without mamma, Mamma for eating, Mamma for sleeping, Mamma is at home na, Mamma has holiday, Bhenchod I hate Mamma's boy. Mamma jaisa bolegi waisa chalneka, In bade bade film stars le peeche bhi mamma ka haatha hai na, sucessful logo ke peeche,

Vaibhav: (Unhearable),

Neha: Vaibhav, that was no way of keeping the phone haan, Meri exam hai na parso hai, teri bhale dus din baad hain, Aur apni mamma ko complan karna chodh de, ek dudh peete bacche ke jaise. Teri mummy nahi aayi thi mereko patane. Subah mujhe ussi baat se gussa aaya, i have to be according to you. Nahi nahi kaam hoga toh jaan bujh ke kaam laata hai. Tujhe bahut aacha lagta hai, Vaibhav, you are among those people ki log hain na tere level pe gir ke tujhse bheek mange, you are among that category of people ki gidgidaye, hats off to your politics.. hats off. bhenchod hota kya hai ladko ke pass ek lund, uske dum pe itne nakhre, Big dude no of Thakur Village, panga, that 2 by 2 ki table, chutyagiri all this, biggest chutiyas of the complex sit there. No Valentine's gift, no valentines going out.. Ah what valentines, what you want to do on Valentines. I have already fucked you na baby one thousand times, your bloody cunt is old for me, it stinks

Vaibhav: Main kya kuch bola.

Neha: Valentines, We are Shiv Sainiks, Yaah, we never bloody shiv sainiks before. All of a sudden daddy has taken the agency of shiv sena. Shiv Sainiks no, don't give gifts, that red color gift that thela lying in the... crockery dabba of yours. Bahut kamina hai tu Vaibhav. Tere kamine pan ko toh daat dena padega. Ladki ko hai na bistar tak kaise le jaana tujhse koi seekhe. I swear, Aishwarya rai pe bhi chance marke dekh sooyegi, Vivek Salman, Abhisheikh sab ko chod ke tere saath sooyegi, you have it in you.

Vaibhav: Tu picture mein kyu nahi Jaati

Neha: Main picture main jau, tu picture mein jaa Vaibhav, You cheesy lying, Oh God! I can't be mushy, You were this big bucket of mush. Neha, yeh dunia hai na bahut zulmi hai na, what to tell you, i am not trying to be filmy, Neha, do pyar karne walo ke beech mein, i can never forget this bloody line of yours, Now you will tell me balls i said this. You said this to me when you were in pintak at nite. Agar main jhoot bol rahi hoon na toh main marr jau. Tu maarne wala hai na mujhe.

Vaibhav: Ab Exam khatam hone de mera

Neha: Uske baad toh mera boyfriend, mujhe poore complex mein abhi toh yeh sunne ko mileta hai ki tera break off ho gaya. Uske baad suune milega, Snaps Snaps distribute honge, pamphlet ke jaise, Vaibhav with this girl, Vaibhav with that girl. Tere snaps chutiye tere snaps. Dhamki de raha hai na mujhe, open threat no, jee le exams tak. Mujhe pata hai re tere maa baap hai na bade politicain hai, Vaishali ko nikala Ritesh ke changul se, Tere ko nikalenge mere changul se. Mast mein bhej denge kidhar, paisa waisa muah mein bhar ke jaa... hilane ke liye time hai kyu ki woh humare zarorat hai na. Valentines day ke din kapde nikalna tha toh nikale

Vaibhav: Tu sooyi, main kaha sooya

Neha: wohi, humesha toh main hi toh sooyi hoon, humesha tera maine hi toh khada kiya hai, tu thodi kabhi kuch karta hai, apne aap ho jaata hai khada, tu toh kuch karta hi nahi hai, uthati bhi main hoon, hilati bhi main hoon, nikalwaati bhi main hoon, Main toh kuch kiya hi nahi. seedha bolta hai. tujhe pata hi kya hai vaibhav, maine tereko sikhaya, hai na...