Humorous Anniversary Needs and Messages

Funny Anniversary Wishes : The calendar of life reserves a special day for married people. Commonly referred to as the anniversary- it’s a day that takes you back to the start. To the moment when the journey of marital life began. Every individual secretly loves to reminisce about the happy occasion of their anniversary. Why not make the most of those comical moments and send your friends and family a funny anniversary wish? Let’s infuse some humor into your anniversary wishes and make your loved ones smile. Send them some funny anniversary messages now!

Funny Anniversary Wishes

I opened my mailbox today. Surprisingly, there was no divorce letter to be found. Happy anniversary love!

Whenever I see two of you, it makes me wonder if Shakespeare is alive & writing sonnets about your romance. Happy anniversary to the both of you! Never change.

I have learned that marriage is a boxing ring. Thank you, partner, for smacking some sense into me. Love you.

I assume God must have stuck some superglue between you two on the day of your wedding. Both of you seem so attached. Have a lovely happy anniversary!

Leo Tolstoy wrote a book about us. It was titled “War and Peace.” Happy anniversary darling!

These days, I find myself smiling a lot. I must be going mad, or perhaps it’s because of you, darling. Happy anniversary!

I have given up watching comedy shows because I love watching the two of you quarrel in that comical fashion that you always do. Congrats on your anniversary!

Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you complete the sentence of my marriage.

The day I got married, I tore the calendar in half. It was because I wanted to share my days with you. Happy anniversary.

Funny Anniversary Wishes for Wife

I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy anniversary, dear!

With flowers in my hands and a smile plastered to my face, I rejoice for both of us being alive to this day. A solemn, happy anniversary!

My wife has made me religious. I pray to God for salvation every day now. Happy anniversary, my lovely demon.

Beautiful things in life are often short-lived. And yet, I am fortunate enough to be holding your hands to this day. Happy anniversary, my love!

On this very day, I scribbled my name in the tombstone of marriage. Surprisingly, my wife has made my afterlife awfully delightful. Happy anniversary!

My wife is a delightful cook. She really knows how to stir those emotions in the pot of our marriage. Happy anniversary!

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Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband

Happy anniversary, my favorite clown. Thank you for making my marriage a circus. Wouldn’t have it any other way and a happy anniversary.

You’re like a live wire because whenever I’m around you, I can feel the sparks of love. Happy anniversary!

Thank you, husband, for being my personal bank. Know that your client loves you sincerely. By the way, happy anniversary.

My husband is a solvent with a low boiling point. But, when I kiss him, his anger evaporates. Happy anniversary, my other half.

On your anniversary, I want you to know how much I love annoying you. Thank you for putting up with me, my dear.

Funny Anniversary Wishes for Friends

I remember seeing lovebirds at the national zoo here. You guys remind me of that. Happy anniversary!

Statistically speaking, you guys are outliers. It’s not normal for individuals to love one another the way you guys do __ years into your marriage. Happy anniversary.

You know, your marriage won’t be blessed if you don’t invite your friends to your anniversary. From the deepest corners of my heart, your guardian angel wishes you both a happy anniversary.

My friend, I would like to congratulate you on taking good care of your adopted overgrown male partner. Happy anniversary and keep up the excellent job.

My friend, I’d like to remind you that anything in excess is bad for health. But, also remember, your wife is always right. May your anniversary bring you new light!

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Funny Anniversary Wishes for for Parents

Mum and Dad, you’ve set a new record. You’ve been sleeping with one another for the past (number) years. Nah, you’re not dreaming. It’s your anniversary.

In the Olympic Games of marriage, you’ve won medals for producing smart, handsome children like me. Happy anniversary, Mum and Dad.

Imagine a little child having to deal with the scolding of a couple united by love. Luckily, the young child survives. The child sends his deepest warm wishes on their anniversary.

Mum, you might be losing your memory, but Dad will make sure that both of you continue to make new memories. Happy anniversary to you both!

Funny Anniversary Quotes

“I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly.” – Laurell K. Hamilton

“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Paul Sweeney

“Congratulations! Cheer’s to another year of suffering and misery.” – Unknown

“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.” – Joey Adams

“Drug stores understand life. That’s why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other.” – Unknown

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.” – Unknown

“Focus on continually changing and growing in order to make sure you are someone your spouse would still choose today.” – Dr. Steven Craig

“Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and suffering.” – Chester Wooley

“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it Love.” – Dr. Seuss

Also Read: Wedding Anniversary Wishes

Years might go by, but every year there’s this special day known as anniversary, which makes us take a trip down memory lane. It takes us back to the special day when a loved one tied their nuptial knot. Before we know it, the years of hectic married life pass by. Marital life will leave us with some bitter-sweet memories, and these memories serve as a memento of the journey in the boat of marriage. Hidden in this journey, lies plenty of material for comedy. Sure, married life has its fair share of ups and downs. For some, married life is the ultimate comedy. Everybody loves a hearty laugh. So, check out some of our custom funny anniversary wishes and make your anniversary wishes full of humor and fun.